Men Are Impossible to Please:
If he calls you and your phone is off or you dont reply, he thinks you’re cheating.
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men.
If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover; If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED, (very true huh?).
If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.
If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
and its totally true!
